Is US Senator, Larry E. Craig, left handed or right handed? That simple anatomical “choice” or “preference” (to use republican-speak) is certainly relevant in the case of this heterosexist, republican senator arrested in a men’s room on June 11th at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in an undercover sex sting.
According to the report filed by the arresting officer:
“From my position I could observe the shoes and ankles of Craig seated to the left of me.”
“Craig … moved his right foot so that is touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area.”
“I saw Craig swipe his hands under the stall divider for a few seconds.”
“I was only able to see the tips of his fingers on my side of the stall divider.”
“Craig then swiped his hand in the same motion a third time for a few seconds. I could see that it was Craig's left hand due to the position of his thumb. I could also see Craig had a gold ring on his ring finger as his hand was on my side of the stall divider.”
And in the unedited transcript of an interview between the arresting police officer Sgt. Dave Karsnia and police Detective Noel Nelson with Sen. Larry Craig:
DK: And I know it's hard to describe here on tape but actually what I saw was your fingers come underneath the stalls, you're actually ta touching the bottom of the stall divider.
LC: I don't recall that.
DK: You don't recall
LC: I don't believe I did that. I don't.
DK: I saw, I saw
LC: I don't do those things.
DK: I saw your left hand and I could see the gold wedding ring when it when it went across. I could see that. On your left hand, I could see that.
LC: Wait a moment, my left hand was over here.
DK: I saw there's a...
LC: My right hand was next to you.
DK: I could tell it with my ah, I could tell it was your left hand because your thumb was positioned in a faceward motion. Your thumb was on this side, not on this side.
LC: Well, we can dispute that. I'm not going to fight you in court and I, I reached down with my right hand to pick up the paper.
DK: But I'm telling you that I could see that so I know that's your left hand. Also I could see a gold ring on this finger, so that's obvious it was the left hand.
LC: Yeah, okay. My left hand was in the direct opposite of the stall from you.
So, is Senator Craig left handed or right handed? Or (if seated on the toilet) is he a contortionist? Or was he on his hands and knees? In which case, both hands (one palm down on the floor, one waving under the stall divider) would have been visible to the police officer though the officer did not mention this. Or was he kneeling and supporting himself with his right hand against the stall divider, in which case he could have got his forearm under the divider rather than just his fingers and his knees rather than his feet would have been visible.
If he remained seated, did Senator Craig swivel to the right on the toilet in order to reach down with his left hand and signal under the stall divider; in which case his feet would have moved to the right, his shoes still visible to the officer (though the officer did not mention swivelling feet in his otherwise detailed report).
The natural thing for someone in Craig’s position, relative to the police officer in the stall on his right, would have been to reach under the stall divider on his right with his right hand, not with his left hand (the hand with the wedding ring) as the police officer maintains.
Perry Mason where are you? I think your skills are needed here.
Let me add that I wouldn’t even piss on a republican if he or she was on fire, but there seems to be something not right about this arrest. Regardless of his politics and heterosexist attitudes, I am not convinced, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Senator Larry Craig is guilty.
Sources:
Full transcript of Craig’s police interview HERE
The report (titled “Lewd Conduct”) filed by airport police HERE
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